His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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