So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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