The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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