Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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