I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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