I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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