but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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