I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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