everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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