This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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