What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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