spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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