Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
