For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
