the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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