shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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