I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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