is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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