there's paper in my vomit.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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