just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
