I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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