after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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