i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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