Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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