Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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