dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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