i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
