we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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