you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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