Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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