They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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