So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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