similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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