would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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