she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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