if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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