I wish i was in the wii world.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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