I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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