he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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