dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
sex in a hospital.. check
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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