i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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