Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you will always have a special place in my vag
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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