I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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