The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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