You can't motorboat a personality
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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