I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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