Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
