im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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