You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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