Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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