it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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