How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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