Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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