Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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