Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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