Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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