I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
vagina is talking i cant
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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