i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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