Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
3pm strippers are depressing
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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