Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
